WHY WOOD CHIPS ARE OUR FRIENDS

WHY WOOD CHIPS ARE OUR FRIENDS
PROLOGUE

NEW NAME AND CHANGES

I DON'T KNOW IF CHANGE IS ALWAYS GOOD, BUT I FELT LIKE IT WAS TIME TO CHANGE THE NAME ON THIS BLOG. I'M STILL A CAMPBELL - AND GRATEFUL FOR THE SCOTTISH HERITAGE. I'M ALSO STILL CARVING, SO I AM DEFINITELY A CARVER, BUT ONLY BY HOBBY. I JUST WISHED I HAD STARTED THIS HOBBY ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO. WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE TIME I WASTED WATCHING THE STUPID BOOB TUBE, IT MAKES ME WANT TO HEAVE! AND, THINK OF ALL THE CUTS AND WOUNDS I MISSED OUT ON....

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TWO GREAT PHILOSOPHERS FROM NASHVILLE, TENN. ASKED TWO GREAT AND LOADED QUESTIONS BACK IN 1958 ON ONE OF THEIR RECORDINGS. THE QUESTIONS WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK
IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A DINOSAUR SAW
IF A DINOSAUR COULD SAW WOOD?

(HOMER AND JETHRO)

LUCKILY, MY HOBBY OF WOOD CARVING HAS ALLOWED ME TO CONTEMPLATE AND FINALLY RECEIVE ANSWERS TO THOSE TWO GREAT QUESTIONS OF LIFE. NOW, IF YOU WANT THE ANSWERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF YOUR CURRENT HOBBY (PROBABLY EITHER YOUR SMART PHONE OR THE BOOB-TUBE) AND START CARVING WOOD. (WOOD SPIRITS DON'T TALK TO THE IMPURE. YOU HAVE TO BE INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH WOOD -- AND NOT THE WOOD BETWEEN YOUR EARS.)

JUST A WORD OF WARNING -- WHILE YOU ARE CARVING, THE WOOD WILL START TALKING TO YOU. THE WOOD WILL TELL YOU (AS YOU ARE TRYING TO CARVE SOMETHING SPECIFIC) TO NIX THE PROJECT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO AND DEMAND THAT IT BE MADE INTO SOMETHING ELSE!!!) REALLY! I'M NOT KIDDING!

Monday, August 24, 2015

LONG TIME NO POST!

It's not that I haven't carved anything in a long while. In fact, I've probably been much too occupied with carving. It's that it's just too much of a pain in the shorts to make a post. So, while my shorts are in pain, I'll post a couple of projects I've done lately -- among many carvings.

I've taken up instrument making - guitar making specifically (that makes me a Luthier! - not to be confused with a Lutheran). This instrument is actually only 9 inches long and has nylon filament fibers (that's better known as leader for fishing) for the strings. This is part of another project that I will be using in October for the Spanish Fork carving show and competition. You'll have to come to the Veteran's building to see it.




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This here's Gomer Klaus from the Ozarks. He's made out of "found wood" (a carving category), Cottonwood, actually. I "found" Gomer in our wood pile waiting to be burned in our fire place. I rescued him from certain death by oxidation!There are blemishes in the wood because the tree was killed by borers (damn insects!) Hence, the divot out of Gomer's nose is not a carving error. I's where a borer had a long lunch. By the way, Gomer will be at the carvers' show also.

 To get an idea of his size -
 my lovely daughter, Sharon
 is holding his Klausness.
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This is my Happy Volga Boatman.


He's happy because he's either nice and warm,

 or, he's full of Vodka.

Maybe he's both... Vodka will do that I hear.
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AND ANOTHER STINKING, ER, SLEEPING
BEAR.

This is the grown up version of the one I made a year ago or more. However, he's not power napping anymore. Now, he's just an old duffer that has assumed the "High Priestly Position" after the three hour block.

By the way, He's now living with a deputy who works in the Rexburg, Idaho jail. Said deputy accommodated us in her palace in the country side when our Sharon graduated earlier this year. (Seriously, her home was very lovely and the area outside of Rexburg where she lives is very attractive. "Kinda made me think about moving to the area --- except that we got quite enough of blizzard snow and winds while living in Anchorage.

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 LASTLY AND LEASTLY!

Der Heutiger Zeitgeist


 If you know what the German word "Zeitgeist" means, you can modify it with the adjective "current." You need to enlarge this tree spirit to see his mouth to understand why he is reflective of the current Zeitgeit. (He's also currently living in Mesa, Arizona - unless he's been burned or thrown out.)

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