WHY WOOD CHIPS ARE OUR FRIENDS

WHY WOOD CHIPS ARE OUR FRIENDS
PROLOGUE

NEW NAME AND CHANGES

I DON'T KNOW IF CHANGE IS ALWAYS GOOD, BUT I FELT LIKE IT WAS TIME TO CHANGE THE NAME ON THIS BLOG. I'M STILL A CAMPBELL - AND GRATEFUL FOR THE SCOTTISH HERITAGE. I'M ALSO STILL CARVING, SO I AM DEFINITELY A CARVER, BUT ONLY BY HOBBY. I JUST WISHED I HAD STARTED THIS HOBBY ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO. WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE TIME I WASTED WATCHING THE STUPID BOOB TUBE, IT MAKES ME WANT TO HEAVE! AND, THINK OF ALL THE CUTS AND WOUNDS I MISSED OUT ON....

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TWO GREAT PHILOSOPHERS FROM NASHVILLE, TENN. ASKED TWO GREAT AND LOADED QUESTIONS BACK IN 1958 ON ONE OF THEIR RECORDINGS. THE QUESTIONS WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK
IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A DINOSAUR SAW
IF A DINOSAUR COULD SAW WOOD?

(HOMER AND JETHRO)

LUCKILY, MY HOBBY OF WOOD CARVING HAS ALLOWED ME TO CONTEMPLATE AND FINALLY RECEIVE ANSWERS TO THOSE TWO GREAT QUESTIONS OF LIFE. NOW, IF YOU WANT THE ANSWERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF YOUR CURRENT HOBBY (PROBABLY EITHER YOUR SMART PHONE OR THE BOOB-TUBE) AND START CARVING WOOD. (WOOD SPIRITS DON'T TALK TO THE IMPURE. YOU HAVE TO BE INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH WOOD -- AND NOT THE WOOD BETWEEN YOUR EARS.)

JUST A WORD OF WARNING -- WHILE YOU ARE CARVING, THE WOOD WILL START TALKING TO YOU. THE WOOD WILL TELL YOU (AS YOU ARE TRYING TO CARVE SOMETHING SPECIFIC) TO NIX THE PROJECT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO AND DEMAND THAT IT BE MADE INTO SOMETHING ELSE!!!) REALLY! I'M NOT KIDDING!

Thursday, October 22, 2015

KAZING!

Last Friday and Saturday (Oct. 16 & 17) was the 10th annual Utah County Wood Carvers show and contest.

This year I entered four projects. The judging occurred Friday morning and then they opened the doors to the public at noon. I hurried down so that I could see how the projects did in the judges eyes. I must admit I was just hoping that I could receive a ribbon or two. I just about fell over when I discovered that three of the carvings won Best of Division awards. Kazing! Shazam! Wahoo!

Anyway, here they are: (photography courtesy of my nephew, Bruce)

This is "Woody Nelson"
You can't see it but the
top of the stand looks 
like a stage. So, the rest 
of the title says, "On 
the stage again"
 This is a reversal on all
the carvers who use 
chain saws to carve 
bears into tree stumps.
 This is "Beau Behr" the carving
bear with a studio in Jackson
Hole, Wyo.....
 This is a rip off of a painting done
by a sister in law who lives in 
Mesa, Arizona.
 She painted a young girl, sitting on
the grass reading her scriptures. I added
the scripture tote so that there was more
to the carving.
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These are pictures that my niece took Saturday
afternoon at the show. You can see what the 
carvings looked like on the table.
 
This isn't a carving... Just yours truly
behind a table at the show doing some
damage to a piece of basswood.
 The judges were feeling generous with this
particular carving. There are five categories
they use in judging, and they score from one
to ten, depending on their assessment. This
carving they gave 10's in all five categories.
 My favorite black bear -
 with a carving studio in Jackson Hole,
Wyoming.
 Man, if there ever was a town deserving
of being called a hole, it's Jackson Hole.
 You can see that besides a blue ribbon, the
best of division ribbon was a bit more Showy
 - and,collectible.